So completely forced!

I've been forced to post something. Seeing as how my life is devoid of actual excitement I find this incredibly hard to do. More than incredibly hard actually. Mostly because I have no idea what it is that I am supposed to be writing here. Should it come to me in the next few moments I'll let ya know, but so far I gots nothing.

I can see that you've stuck it out so far. That first paragraph about nothing was a bore I know. Yet here I am in paragraph two with again, nothing. No, wait - damn, lost it. See? It's all nothing...my life, my writing, my mad rhyming skilz. It's shit. Not THE shit, just shit.

So there you have it folks. You have just managed to waste a good two minutes of your time and I can say with a fair amount of certainty that, well, you have LOST knowledge. Yup. You know how you think that if you squeeze just one more thing into your brain some of the stuff already there will seep out? Yes well I have now managed to do that to you. See it there? That beige stuff begining to ooze out of your left ear? Yes friend that is the theme song to 'Gimme a Break'. Granted that this isn't a huge loss of grey matter. I mean really if you were to get upset about any missing 80's sitcom theme song it should be, oh I don't know, Diff'rent Strokes. We've gone far byond our point though.

Okay, okay...enough. I'm done. Blame it on the person who made me update that you've wasted this valuable time here with me.